When one hole closes...another hotter, tighter, smoother hole opens.

I was sniffin the .net yesterday for some ass to hit up before a meeting I had in the afternoon. I got an email from this dude who's been on my ass, begging to blow me, for some time. He was in the same 'hood as my meeting with some other guy who didn't have a photo (I know, I know). But hey, I wanted to fuck around, and knew that I'd be able to blow a load on the one guy's face, so I headed over.

Neither are what I was hoping for - a disappointment x 2, as I thought the one would be OK. He wasn't vile, just not great. The other? Well, he blew...and not me.

Anyway, I was about to give the ol' "not a match," but had some time on my hands, so figured I'd sit fuck some face. However, the ugly host, who was aware that I wasn't interested in him, said, "I think I'm gonna call it a day." Fuck that. I looked at him with a blank face, shoved my dick back into my pants, got up, put on my jacket and left...slamming the door behind me.
I got an SMS 1 minute later from the cocksucker who invited me over saying "I'm so sorry." Fuck that...he wasn't cute enough to deal with this bullshit.

After the meeting, I went to the gym, and on my way I there received an SMS from a guy I banged several months ago. He was a good lay, but a bit over enthusiastic. Sometimes knowing that a hookup is so interested is a bit of a turn-off. Still, I remember he had a hot ass, and a really nice hole. The kind that's tight when you're fucking...but when you pull your cock out it stays open so that you can ram it back in. I did that a lot with him, and all the while it was still so fucking tight.

So I had him meet me at my place after the gym. He came in, I gave him a beer, we chatted a bit, then started kissing. He's a good kisser. Big soft lips and a cute smile. He kept saying, "I've been wanting this for so long. You're so sexy. You're so hot." Now, I'm the least egotistical guy you're going to meet, so I'm not saying this to blow my own horn (or is it "toot my own horn"? I like "blow" hmmm). Point is that I don't really love hearing that...I get self-conscious. I kissed him to shut him up, and went to the bedroom. We undressed and he started blowing me. After a bit, I got him on the bed...on his back...and munched on his smooth tight pucker. There was a little bit of funk...not shit, but man-funk, which I love. I started fingering him while eating, revving his ass up. The Eros came out, and I put the tip of the bottle in his ass, and squeezed a fair amount up his hole, then dripped a dab on my dick. I started teasing his hole with the head of my cock and, you guessed it, popped that fucker in. He didn't protest, so I kept pumping. I almost came, so I pulled out and took a couple second break. After I calmed down, I slid back into him and pumped some more. We boned for a couple of minutes at a nice easy pace. He begged me to fuck him harder. I did. I grabbed his legs and pulled his ass up so his hole was staring at the ceiling. I pushed my cock down into his butt, and humped him hard. You know this position...I was standing, holding his legs up, bouncing down into his hole. It was too much - I had to blow. I seeded his ass, while still in this position. As you know, i don't always cum that much, but I did last night. The cum began oozing out and, since I still had his ass up, it dribbled around his balls, through his pubes and onto his stomach. He shot his load right at that time, covering his chest with milk. The scene reminded me of the HOT HOT HOT posting on my buddy Libertine's blog. But I actually think his was even hotter.

After both shooting, I fell onto him and we rolled around, covering ourselves with each other's sticky manjuice. Then it dries in clumps - love that - and you fall asleep smelling like cum. Sure, it's a pain in the ass to clean up, but it's fucking hot. Right?