Three in One

Wednesday was "hump-day" in all senses. Three guys in a matter of 5 hours.

#1: A big beefy muscle guy, early 40s.

I had been speaking with this guy for a couple days, and since we made plans earlier in the week to meet, but never did, I had the feeling that he was a flake. Anyway, I was in his neighborhood, so I gave him a ring and asked if he was hungry. He was and surprisingly said I should come over. I was psyched.

So I made it to his place, got to his apartment, and was pleased. He wasn't as tall as I pictured, but still cute, hot and muscled-up. He opened the door wearing nothing but a pair of skimpy briefs. It looked as though he didn't have much of a dick, but after we started making out in his foyer, he pulled it out, revealing a very nice, long, thick cock. One that flopped out like a heavy waving sausage.

I went there to fuck him, but had to get on my knees and take his awesome thick shaft down my throat before doing anything else. It got hard in my throat - I love when I can feel a dick rage up inside my mouth. Then I remembered...I was there to fuck ass.

I got up, kissed him a bit more and played with his big beefy tits and large erasure nipples. I guided his head down to my cock and he started to suck me. I was standing still, just letting him eat me slowly and easily. Then I started pumping my hips a bit. Then a bit more. And finally full on face fucking him.

He blew me for about 10 minutes, spit was everywhere: all over my pubes, down my legs, on the floor. "Give me that ass now, dude," I said as I bent him over and began eating out his ass. We're still in the foyer/living room, but it's perfect. After I lubed up his ass enough with my spit, I rubbed the head of my cock over his hole. I spit on it and pushed it in. I knew that he didn't have a lot of time, and I didn't care about staying too long, so I planned on pumping a couple times and dumping (which was what he wanted).



I told him I was about to come, and stood still. He squeezed his asshole around my cock again and again until he milked a huge load out of me. My dick slowly eased out of him, and with it came a thick stream of milk. It was hot.

#2: An unfortunate drunk idiot with a shitty studio, mid 30s (claimed to be late 20s).

After getting home from the beefy 40 year old, I ate dinner, watched some TV then wanted more ass, so I put an ad on Craigslist specifying that my interest that night was for something kinky. A couple guys hit me up, but they were B-to-tha-USTED, so I ignored them. Then this "28-year old, masculine" guy hits me up. His pics look good, he's nearby and wants to host. I wasn't in the mood to travel (again), but thought, "why the hell not." The guy was cute, and he wanted something kinky...maybe we'd be boyfriends. I sort of always think that, but nevermind...

I get to his apartment, if you could call it that, and walk into this dump of a room with a futon, a television and a counter with a sink. The guy who answered the door, the "28-year old masculine" guy, was an idiot. There's really no other word to describe him. He reeked of alcohol and kept calling me "dude" and "bro." He was clearly trying so hard to live up to his claim of being "masculine."

In retrospect, I should've left, but didn't. I immediately asked him to put on a porn, which he did. It was a really hot flick with college guys banging the SHIT out of these girls, with a bunch of other guys and girls watching - does anyone know this company?

I whipped out my dick and began jacking it off. He did them same, then reached over and played with mine. The drunk idiot had no sense of what was going on, so he just GRABBED my cock, literally. It wasn't enjoyable, so I told him he didn't have to help me out. Then he went down to blow me, and I knew it would be God awful, and it was - like a fucking shark sucking my teeth. I pulled his head up and again said, "DUDE, I don't need your help. You don't suck cock well, and I just want to jack off."

For the most part, the story sucks, so I'll leave it at that. It ends with both of us blowing loads, mine and his all over his stomach. I didn't have that much to blow, since I fucked the other guy earlier.

#3: A short blond muscle fuck, mid-30s.

I got home, and before crawling into bed, I went to close my laptop and saw I had a message on the .net, and just had to check it. It was from this HOT guy who was only 3 blocks away. I think we spoke once several months ago, but never hooked. I told him I wasn't going anywhere, wasn't up for fucking, but would be open to rolling around and blowing a load together. He was cool with that, so over he came.

He was cute. Short, blond, and RIPPED. We didn't want to waste any time, so went immediately into the bedroom. I began blowing him, then threw him on the bed. That's the fun thing about hooking up with little guys. You can literally toss them around.

I went to eat his ass, and it wasn't clean. I don't know what was in there, I mean obviously it was shit, but it was like a fucking junk yard. I immediately went to the bathroom to wash out my mouth. For a second I thought about asking him to leave, but it's got to be such an embarrassing thing to be in that position, so I just ignored it and wanted to quickly get off, get him off and get to sleep.

I came back into the bedroom and found the guy on his back. He didn't even ask what was up. (Another idiot, I guess.) Per my decision to blow a load and sleep, I planted my knee between his legs (because my mouth sure as hell wasn't going down there) and stroked my cock. He played with my hole a bit, and I loved it. It got me thinking even more about getting fucked someday soon. Someday fellas, someday. It felt so good, I blewa very small load, as it was my third shoot of the night (not to mention that I blew a load in the morning before work). He came right after me, and that was that. I literally got up, went to the bathroom, took a leak and washed up. When I came out, he was 3/4 dressed. 2 minutes later...he was out and I was asleep.