Rank

OK - "rank" is not everyone's thang. I like it. I enjoy a good mansmell. I've never been a fan of deodorant, cologne, heavily scented lotion, incense, etc. I just like my shit natural. Personally, I wear all-natural deodorant that slowly disappears as the day wears on. It seems as though this is becoming the trend (although every now and then, I hook up with someone who's drenched in the most putrid musk). Lately I've found that raw pits are like an aphrodisiac for me; better than poppers. I mean, there's definitely the point where the rank can be distracting, but usually it's magnetically hot.

When I escorted a bit, I learned how many of my 'scort buds would sell their used, rank underwear to clients and admirers. Usually they did this over their personal websites, which I didn't have, nor wanted. I thought this was so hot - getting paid for a pair of sweaty, piss-stained, stank undies - and I decided to mention it to a couple of my clients, and they took the bait. So I would wear them for like a week in a row (to the gym, during sex, at the beach, etc.) then turn 'em over for a nice fee. I wasn't making major money, just enough to cover the cost of whatever brand underwear they wanted, plus a little for the "time and effort."

So, as I mentioned before (and I promise, I am NOT trying to plug anything), I learned about a site - I'm not even going to name it in this post, to prove that I'm not trying to endorse/push any site or sale, although the link will take you there - where one can sell adult items such as used underwear. When I saw some of the posts, I instantly popped a woody. There was some hot, nasty, NASTY shit on there. I remembered my previous "sales" and thought it would be fun to get into it again. So I did.

There was a certain pair of briefs that I wore over an entire weekend, then to the gym. They were so nasty that I was going to let them go. Not just throw them in the hamper, but let those motherfuckers GO. (The reason I had to wear them so many days in a row was because my housekeeper took the previous week off, so I really didn't have much to keep me going.) But instead of doing throwing them in the trash or laundry, I decided to see what would happen if I auctioned them off. So I got my cam, took some pix, and up the "item" went. Within one day, I had 3 bids and 7 emails. 3 of those emails were guys asking me to buy the briefs "outside" of the auction site so that they didn't have to deal with the bidding bullshit. I never wanted to rip anyone off, so I asked each to give me their best offer, and the highest offer would win. No back and forth.

That's where I am now. Two have gotten back to me with decent offers; I'm still waiting to hear from the other. I'll close the deal next week, after wearing these things over the long weekend.